"Slow down, keep left."
"Signal left, move into road pocket. Slow down."
"Never check blind spot! Change to gear 2."
"Arh. Don't spoil my gear box, I tell you many times, 'Clutch first, then gear stick' right?"
"Too slow already! Remember to take your foot off brake, otherwise how to go? Gear 1 then move off."
"Check right side for car."
No car leh.
"Then go lah!"
"Arh. See car jerking already? Half clutch leave for few seconds, don't be impatient!"
"Your change gear got problem. Stop car to the left then we practise your change gear again."
Spongebob Squarepants with his spongy arms can probably drive better than I can.