Forsooth I am undone!
To buy more, or not to buy more: that is the question:
Whether 'tis better for the stomach to suffer
The 20-flavours of Jelly bellies,
Or to refuse against the torn soul of desire,
And by opposing end them? To eat: to yearn;
No more; and by a yearn to say we end
The gastric pain and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consumption
Devoutly to be wished."